God: “Love is patient.” Me: “Check.” God: “Love is kind.” Me:“Check.” God: “It does not envy.” Me: “Check.” God: “It does not boast.” Me: “Check.” God: “It is not proud.” Me: “Check.” God: “It is not rude.” Me: “Check. So far, so good.” God: “It is not self-seeking.” Me: “Check.” God: “It is not easily angered.” Me: “Check.” God: “It keeps no record of wrongs.” Me: “check…hold on, no record of wrongs? None? You mean I can’t bring up that time when my wife did…. No record of wrongs? Let's...let’s start again.” God: “Love is patient” Me: “Well…most of the time.” God: “Love is kind” Me: “Yeah, pretty kind.” God: “It does not envy.” Me: “Hmmm….” God: “It does not boast.” Me: “Gulp.” God: “It is not proud.” Me: “Ouch.” God: “It is not rude.” Me: “OK, I give up – this is way too hard.” God: “Just let it go.” Me: “But it’s too hard.” God: “Let it go.” Me: “I’ll try harder, I really will.” God: “Listen.” Me: “I will.” God: “No, listen…let it go.” Me: “I will.” God: “No, listen. Let it go.” Me: “I am.” God: “Let it go.” Me: “Help me.” God: “You keep on seeing, but don’t see.” Me: “Seeing what?” God: “You keep on hearing, but don’t hear.” Me: “Hearing what?” God: “It’s not about you – it’s about Me. This is My love, dear one, not yours.” Me: “Oh, God.” God: “One more time through.” God: “Love is patient.” Me: “Always so patient.” God: “Love is kind.” Me: ”Undeservedly kind.” God: “It does not envy.” Me: “I have nothing to give.” God: “It does not boast.” Me: “Careful with my fragile ego.” God: “It is not proud.” Me: “Compassionate with my state of nothingness.” God: “It is not rude” Me: “Gentle beyond belief.” God: “It is not self-seeking.” Me: “All things work together for good.” God: “It is not easily angered.” Me: “Though I am easily sidetracked.” God: “It keeps no record of wrongs.” Me: “For Your sacrifice has covered them all.” God: “Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth." Me: “And truth brings trust.” God: “It always protects.” Me: “Though I stray.” God: “Always trusts.” Me: “Though I often fail.” God: “Always hopes.” Me: “Though I often doubt.” God: “Always perseveres.” Me: “Though I often give up.” God: “Love never fails.” Me: “Never fails, ever.” Me: “Thank you God.” God: “I love you.”