Category: philosophy

  • conversing with god on love

    God: “Love is patient.”
    Me: “Check.”
    God: “Love is kind.”
    Me:“Check.”
    God: “It does not envy.”
    Me: “Check.”
    God: “It does not boast.”
    Me: “Check.”
    God: “It is not proud.”
    Me: “Check.”
    God: “It is not rude.”
    Me: “Check.  So far, so good.”
    God: “It is not self-seeking.”
    Me: “Check.”
    God: “It is not easily angered.”
    Me: “Check.”
    God: “It keeps no record of wrongs.”
    Me: “check…hold on, no record of wrongs?  None?  You mean I can’t bring up that time when my wife did….  No record of wrongs?  Let's...let’s start again.”
    God: “Love is patient”
    Me: “Well…most of the time.”
    God: “Love is kind”
    Me: “Yeah, pretty kind.”
    God: “It does not envy.”
    Me: “Hmmm….”
    God: “It does not boast.”
    Me: “Gulp.”
    God: “It is not proud.”
    Me: “Ouch.”
    God: “It is not rude.”
    Me: “OK, I give up – this is way too hard.”
    God: “Just let it go.”
    Me: “But it’s too hard.”
    God: “Let it go.”
    Me: “I’ll try harder, I really will.”
    God: “Listen.”
    Me: “I will.”
    God: “No, listen…let it go.”
    Me: “I will.”
    God: “No, listen.  Let it go.”
    Me: “I am.”
    God: “Let it go.”
    Me: “Help me.”
    God: “You keep on seeing, but don’t see.”
    Me: “Seeing what?”
    God: “You keep on hearing, but don’t hear.”
    Me: “Hearing what?”
    God: “It’s not about you – it’s about Me.  This is My love, dear one, not yours.”
    Me: “Oh, God.”
    God: “One more time through.”
    God: “Love is patient.”
    Me: “Always so patient.”
    God: “Love is kind.”
    Me: ”Undeservedly kind.”
    God: “It does not envy.”
    Me: “I have nothing to give.”
    God: “It does not boast.”
    Me: “Careful with my fragile ego.”
    God: “It is not proud.”
    Me: “Compassionate with my state of nothingness.”
    God: “It is not rude”
    Me: “Gentle beyond belief.”
    God: “It is not self-seeking.”
    Me: “All things work together for good.”
    God: “It is not easily angered.”
    Me: “Though I am easily sidetracked.”
    God: “It keeps no record of wrongs.”
    Me: “For Your sacrifice has covered them all.”
    God: “Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth." 
    Me: “And truth brings trust.”
    God: “It always protects.”
    Me: “Though I stray.”
    God: “Always trusts.”
    Me: “Though I often fail.”
    God: “Always hopes.”
    Me: “Though I often doubt.”
    God: “Always perseveres.”
    Me: “Though I often give up.”
    God: “Love never fails.” 
    Me: “Never fails, ever.”
    Me: “Thank you God.”
    God: “I love you.”